En kille på Instagram har börjat skicka privata meddelanden med önskan om kontakt. Ni vet klassikern "Hey, you are cute, what are you doing?" Jag kunde inte låta bli att svara. "Hey! I am looking like expensive porn in my amningstopp från the Apoteket. I'm leaking breastmilk, or wait, no, that's my baby puking on my vårtgård (which is freakingly dark by the way). Also, I'm not yet done with the avslag from the förlossning, but any day now! Further on I have hemorrojder next to my anus hole and I'm so afraid of pooping I sometimes cry out for my mom. And the stitches in the underliv will come off soon, and they only itch all the time. WANNA FUCK?"
